Should I buy a mousecoat?

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  1. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I think I would look pretty cool in it.

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    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    Yes
     
  3. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    That settles it.

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    Haha
     
  5. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and Kisses Gold

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    I would wear the fuck out of that jacket. Mostly without undies.
     
  6. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Good cuz it's hard to swim with undies on if you fall out of Lemmy's houseboat.
     
  7. Gomez

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    you'll get tons of poon
     
  8. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Like, a lot of girls or a fat chick with a front-bum?
     
  9. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    And sidelong glances at the mall.
     
  10. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and Kisses Gold

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    Listen, I'll take a few fatties for the team.
     
  11. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Get yourself a mousecoat. They love it. Especially the ones who wear nightgowns with Disney characters on them as T-shirts because they don't fit in real T-shirts.
     
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    I'm gonna get two mousecoat! And some flour.
     
  13. Tigger Please

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    It works out well because most of those come with matching fleece bottoms. They can wear them to 7-11 with slippers or UGGS.
     
  14. Scott

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  15. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    Micecoat?
     
  16. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and Kisses Gold

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    I don't want to confuse the salesman.
     
  17. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    The lady at my oil company, who is very nice and helpful is always wearing shirts with Tweety bird or Mickey Mouse on them. I can tell they're supposed to be nightgowns.
     
  18. gwartney

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    That coat will look good when you go out for a drive in your van with no windows in the back.
     
  19. artiesoffspring

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    Well slap me pink and call me Nicole!
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  20. P-B

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    That's Gwarn's shtick.