Should I buy another bottle of vodka or stay sober and stop being a fat ass?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Super Mario, Mar 1, 2013.

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What should a gay fat lonley pathetic loser do on a friday night

  1. Stay Sober man. You will feel better once you see some changes in your diet.

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  2. Stop being a fag. GO get some liqour and fucking chill you only live once. its not going to kill you

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  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Im bored but I am also trying to lose some weight to cheat on st . Pattys day and look like a stud during the summer. But liqour sounds really good right now.
     
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    dude, that russian shit's the worst. try to wean onto something more mellow
     
  3. stripes

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    whats your mom & dad doin?
     
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    get fucked up, bro
     
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    get drunk and mastuerbate to men in thongs
     
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    move to a gin and tonic :up:
     
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    sounds like you're trying to self-medicate. what are you trying to escape from, brah?
     
  8. Super Mario

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    Bordem . loneliness .
     
  9. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    Vodker

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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Most Well Known Member in the History of Dawg Shed VIP

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    Get the good stuff and get drunk and eat some pussy. Reinvent yourself.
     
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    Vodka is one of the cleanest alcohols. :mad:
     
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    says a Tater :mad:
     
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    go do something spontaneous. take some action. srs
     
  16. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    :boobs:
     
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    tater juice
     
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    Have you heard anything back from your interviews?
     
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    i got some of this on Slippy's recommendation. good stuff :up:
     
  20. Super Mario

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    with what? I cant take my grandmas caddy out downtown or anything. And I feel to fat for the bars anyways . The only thing that sounds spontaneous right now is getting a bottle of liqour and some jolly rancher gummies and chillin at Dawgs.