Should I call 911, or just drive myself to Urgent Care?!

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I just touched the baking sheet with the finger tip of my right hand ring finger. The very, very tippy part of the finger.


    It is hurting like a sonofabitch. I'm dialing 911.
     
  2. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    omg im hope you are ok dave
     
  3. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    get Dawg to give you some rep points, that should make it feel better
     
  4. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    walk it off dick
     
  5. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Die Baltimore Neckfat.
     
  6. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    stick it up your butt for an hour
     
  7. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Call 911 for that. They have a special ambulance for cases like yours:

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  8. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    why'd you do that, Dave?
     
  9. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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  10. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    this kid saw someone get kicked in the penis.

    [video=youtube;CjsZLLTf2U4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjsZLLTf2U4[/video]
     
  11. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    How stoned are you, Dave?
     
  12. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    [video=youtube;HB4pOuY37ZM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB4pOuY37ZM[/video]
     
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    Just cut it off at the knuckle. You will be just fine.
     
  14. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    It will probably fall off soon anyways. WGAS.
     
  15. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    Walk it off until you feel the attention whore signs go away.
     
  16. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :hhh:
     
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    call your cardiologist
     
  18. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    "why come you did that Dave?" is the preferred vernacular
     
  19. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    OK.

    I seemed to have calmed myself down now. 911 just hung up on me.

    The pain is stating to subside, I think I might be able to tough it out. I don't think I should be driving.


    And my Highness had nothing to do with this ACCIDENT. I had the oven mitt folded over, and wasn't paying attention. :fil:
     
  20. Summer

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    No offense but you're being a baby. I opened a pot of soup and the steam burned the skin off my arm. It blistered and was incredibly painful but I just iced it, took some tylenol, applied antibiotic ointment and wrapped it for a couple weeks and it healed beautifully. No scar at all and it was pretty bad for weeks. Man up Dave.