WTF Should I hire a lawyer to sue Google?

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  1. Daveindiego

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    It's been a couple of weeks since the Google maps car drove by. I was supposed to be mega-famous by now.


    I think I should contact a lawyer to sue them for current damages, which I'm ballparking at about a billion dollars right now, since I'm sure I would have signed movie and marketing contracts in droves.

    Fuckers. :fil:
     
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    Mlaw can handle the case
     
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    you would of been great in a pert plus commercial
     
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    The epitome of 'right time, right place'? :bigthink
     
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    make it class action and i'll join you.

    Googlemobile followed me through La Mesa last month and my car never appeared.
     
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    Get that money Dave.
     
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    Typical liberals looking to team up to get something for free just for living life.
     
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    i will donate my settlement to the Clinton campaign. :grad:
     
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    But this isn't fair.
     
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    My homie freds!

    How ya doing bud? May the Coors Light be cold on this blessed Saturday.
     
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    Yes.
     
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    Yes. Don't let money be an issue and get a real good one.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Were you standing on the side of the road? If not I don't see if you have a case but I'd contact a lawyer just to cover all bases.
     
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    Go back inside and smoke some pot Dave.
     
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    You think your shitty lawyer can defeat Google ? :jj: