Should i hire Lever?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Nov 20, 2014.

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Should I hire Lever

Poll closed Nov 27, 2014.
  1. yes

    31.6%
  2. no

    23.7%
  3. Schmoopy will be getting his Thanksgiving meal from Boston Market and eating alone

    50.0%
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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    we've been toying with the idea of hiring people to work from home to set appointments for the company. all they need is internet and a headset. we're talking about paying $25 for every appointment they set. should i give Lever a chance?
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I don't think I understand the third option
     
  3. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    You heard him talk, mushmouth from fat albert would be a better choice imo :ucoffee:
     
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  4. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    I wouldn't- he can't sell himself into a menial job, let alone whatever it is you're selling.
     
  5. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    what would his job description be?
     
  6. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    I love Lever---- I've seen 6 or 7 people offer him jobs, giving full description of duties and salary and he's still.... "I still have no options at all... I don't even know where to begin. I guess I'll just sit here and make videos....."
     
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  7. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    what im really asking is will you provide bottomless bacon?
     
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  8. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    :winner:
     
  9. Cheri

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    Lever is smarter than you.
     
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  10. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    appointment setter
     
  11. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    no. dont be silly
     
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  12. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Smarter: Lever or a half eaten bowl of pork fried rice???
     
  13. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    then i dont think he will be interested
     
  14. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    @Oderus, shiv wants to fake hire you for his fake company
     
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  15. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Lever: sharper than henshit on a pumphandle
     
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  16. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    all he has to do is sit at his computer and read a script :dontknow:
     
  17. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    :spit:
     
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    With extra soy sauce?
     
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    Birddog Well-Known Member

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    Hell, I'll do that. I work from home already.
     
  20. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    he requires fringe benefits like bottomless bacon
     
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