Should I hook-up with another milf/cougar?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, Aug 21, 2014.

  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    I want a girlfriend my age :( But no one wants me. I dont WANT to go for cougars, but now Im feeling like its my only shot again :( I have this one lady I was talking to on the norwegian dating site a few weeks ago, and I think shed still be up for meeting...
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    stop shivving the board Frankenstein
     
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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    You should kill yourself instead faggot
     
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  4. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    You can't teach an old dog new tricks. :grad:
     
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    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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  6. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    I don't see why girls your own age wouldn't date you. A crying agoraphobic with moobs and a teddy bear sounds like a real catch.
     
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    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    @Babs
     
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    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    This goes for Kanye too.
     
  9. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    please dont behead me Ali Sheik Muhammed
     
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    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    I would need an industrial strength blowtorch to melt through that fat neck of yours. I think you are safe.
     
  11. Ive

    Ive Active Member

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    how old are you and why don't women your age want you?
     
  12. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    :grr:
     
  13. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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  14. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    PM me Gary, I've got a rather painless way for you to kill yourself. :idea:
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    By MILF, you mean Man I'd Love to Fuck, don't you?
     
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  17. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    He might miss it here DT- you should PM him a copy.
     
  18. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Of course not!!! @garypagetwo means mongrel I'd like to fuck.
     
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  19. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    How many dog years, Gary?
     
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    Gary,

    We're all going to chip in, and get you a ticket to the States.

    I think you're going to enjoy Ferguson, Missouri. They really know how to make a guy like you feel like family.
     
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