Show gets new sex doll but no mention of Real Doll?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mr Pink, Jun 19, 2014.

  1. Mr Pink

    Mr Pink Well-Known Member

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    Don't know why it bugs me but why would they introduce a new life-like sex doll which was sent to them (no doubt a paid promotion) yet fail to mention the Real Doll which was a major player in the show back in the day. Three of them banged it (Stern probably lied about it) and it was a fixture on the E! set for quite a while. How could they not even reference it??

    Oh wait, I think I answered my own question. The very fact that they don't mention the Real Doll means that it IS a blatant promotion. God damn, they think the audience is stupid don't they.
     
  2. cah155

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    That bit was terrible. Begging Eric the midget to take it. Then fratto and gonzo asking for it. It was awful
     
  3. Donkeyboy2190

    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    I caught that today. ETM sounds like he's at death's door. Has he sounded like that for a while?
     
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    The Real Doll is around
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Yup, The Stern forum mult Yokoohno fucks it every night while crying in shame.
     
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    mothra1orbit Autologous Rage

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    They did mention the Real Doll in passing. Eric farted around rudely as usual about not being able to accept the sex doll, finally admitting that his heart problems preclude his masturbating; later he called and commanded Howard to send the doll to Johnny Fratto. It emerged that Eric planned to sign and sell the doll. Howard refused; Eric said "fuck you" and that was that.
     
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    Remember the Sibian? Ya that used to be a thing too.
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    The wigged fraud is always scheming and plotting. He is the least honest man on the planet.
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Beth got jealous when someone said the doll was smarter.
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Let err go :spaz:
     
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    It has evolved into an Ames store mannequin.

    And more lifelike.
     
  13. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    Howard obviously feels that they have been so successful at recycling guests over and over that he is recycling bits too. In recent months we have had:

    Benjy getting a finger in his ass = Scott getting fucked in the ass
    Fake Donald Sterling = Marge Schott
    Sex Doll = Real Doll
    Taking about it being 20 years since the Gary Tape = The Gary Tape
    Talking about it been 3 years since Benjy crashed the Anthony Weiner press conference = Benjy crashing the Anthony Weiner press conference

    That is how lazy Howard is these days.
     
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  14. Mr Pink

    Mr Pink Well-Known Member

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    "I was just about to say that"
     
  15. Mr Pink

    Mr Pink Well-Known Member

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    Didn't see it anywhere in your rundown. Where was it?
     
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