Show Me Your Mace

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gomez, May 10, 2013.

  1. Gomez

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  3. Gomez

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    [​IMG]

    Can you walk me to my car? :sgay:
     
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    I carry a tazer. One day I heard a weird buzzing coming out of my briefcase. That fucker was going off in there. Man I was careful getting it out.
     
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    I've been told that wasp spray is as effective as pepper spray. The spray has a longer range and the can holds more. The size of the can is the only deterrent.
     
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    :eek: Don't taze me bro.
     
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    Wasp spray does shoot far. :bigthink
     
  11. Gomez

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    that's a flail, not a mace. :grad:

    a damn nice flail too.
     
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    this thread sucks
     
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    I just googled mace and this shit came up :dontknow: also mace spray
     
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    a flail has a chain.

    i had a real one.

    people would clear the hiking paths when i walked by with it hanging around my neck. :dontknow:
     
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    bet it got you laid a lot too
     
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    i sold pot and coke. yeah, i did all right. :)
     
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    hi hole