Show of hands: who would actually say "yes" to this????

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    "I'm seriously not in the mood, my head is nowhere close to sex right now. I've been up since 12:30 this morning, I'm stressed about finishing up Christmas, and I'm exhausted. That being said baby, I don't think a polite sexual partner should ever say no, so I'll go upstairs take off my pants and spread my legs for you, if you really want me to."

    SERIOUSLY - who would REALLY say "yes" to that????
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    good lord, take it easy
     
  3. FunnyFarm2

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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    It's a real question.
     
  5. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    what?
     
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    FunnyFarm2 Big Southern Dummy VIP Gold

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    I have to ask slippy. Do you think the anyone has ever said yes to you under similar conditions?
     
  7. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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  8. babybear

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    i'm 59 and you are what like 32,of course.
     
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    Gwarn1 Single VIP

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    You're not serious are you?
     
  10. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    what was the question again?
     
  11. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Yes.
     
  12. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    depends on how often you use excuses to avoid sex.
     
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    :iohi5:
     
  14. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    It's not the same for guys. If they really aren't in the mood, and their head isn't in the game (pun intended) - their dick doesn't get hard. So I would have to say "no".
     
  15. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    This is no laughing matter!

    Actually.........it kinda is. I was just shocked when he took me up on the offer.
     
  16. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    most men i know...because all they hear is what's in bold.
     
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    I would never make you go upstairs
     
  18. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    You clearly didn't read my post well. I don't say no, I don't use excuses. But I'm honest about what I'm bringing to the bed, at the moment.
     
  19. Chaos

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    not with that attitude missy........i need to be romanced. :fil:
     
  20. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    What Bye just said :p