Shuli Hosted Thanksgiving With High Pitch Eric And Joey Boots

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  1. SteveZoo

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    From MarksFriggin:
    Shuli's Thanksgiving With High Pitch Eric And Joey Boots. 11/30/15. 8:50am
    Howard said Shuli had High Pitch Eric and Joey Boots over to his house for thanksgiving. Shuli said it was his wife who suggested it. He said they came over to his place. Howard asked if they behaved. Shuli said they were good until the last half hour of the night. Shuli said that his kids loved Eric. He said it's like a giant Mickey Mouse mountain walking around.
    Howard let Jeff and The Lump go. He had Joey on the phone but Joey was sleeping. Shuli said he was staring at his kitchen chairs and thinking there was no way that they'd hold 400 pounds. He said High Pitch Eric is over 400 now. Howard said that you'd expect them to be kind of dangerous.

    Shuli said that Eric and Joey were leaving but as they were leaving he smelled the smell of shit. He said Joey went and took a shit in his bathroom. He said it's a small 2 bedroom apartment. He said he would have grenaded that apartment if he could have. He said they had to leave the apartment for 2 hours to get away from the smell. He said that was his only complaint of the evening though.

    Shuli said by the time he realized he shit Joey was already gone. He said it was brutal. He said he looked at his wife and asked if she was happy. Shuli said they all left the apartment for a while.
     
  2. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt

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    Wheres ISIS when you need them
     
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    shocking none of them had other people to spend the day with...
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Jesus Christ
     
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    Make fun all you want, but that's one the biggest draws Shuli has ever pulled. I hope he got a % of the door.
     
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    What's Howard paying Shuli, like 10 bucks an hour?
     
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    I wouldn't do it, and it doesn't take away from the fact that Shuli is a talentless hack, or that those 2 fat idiots aren't complete wastes of oxygen, but that seems like a nice thing to do on T day. :dontknow:
     
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    I'll bet the apartment below them were terrified of the noises coming from above.
     
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    Pathetic, transparent attempt at attention whoring.
     
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    That douche had them there just so he could get 5 minutes on the air. Glad to see playing all those firehalls is really staring to pay off for Shuli.
     
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    Exposing your children to those two warrants an investigation from DCFS.
     
  12. Tovahund

    Tovahund Just a good dog.

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    Wow what a sad photo. Rental white walls devoid of art or warmth, ¢99 two liter bottles of soda, grocery store pies and swap meet furniture. Add two little girls in the mix and...


    But hey, he's living in the big apple.
     
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    boots has gotten so fat you can't even tell him and eric apart anymore. forget the grossness of having to eat with them, imagine the two of them tag teaming your toilet after a thanksgiving dinner.

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    Shuli sucks and is a big part of why the show sucks. I feel foe the wife.
     
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    How can people that don't really work afford to be so fat.
     
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    I see your point, but I wouldn't want my kids around losers like Boots and Hi-Pitch. Not sure how I'd answer the inevitable questions that would come up.
     
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    I wouldn't invite that fat, con artist piece of shit High Pitch into my home if you payed me a million dollars.
     
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    If she was the one that was living with his parents in Vegas, then I have no sympathy for her. If you're dating a thirty year old hack who can't scrape together $800 to rent a one bedroom, you get what you signed up for.