I'm listening to this morning's Jay Thomas Show. At one point, Jay talks about how he was given every opportunity in showbiz. After he finished his story and repeats that he had been given every chance, he then tells Shuli that maybe one day he'll be given the same. Shuli interrupted saying, "One would be awesome. One chance would be awesome." So now Shuli is blaming his failure on the lack of opportunities he was given, even though he was given each one of these: A chance to Win Stuttering John's Job Howard100 News Miserable Men Jay Thomas Carte blanche to sit in on the WUS Studio time on THSS Exposure via The Killers of Comedy Tour, Ronnie's Block Party and the failed, "Israeli Funny: Call of Shuli" DVD. And this is after "15 years of doing stand up." Shuli, who isn't funny and has no actual talent, is now insinuating that he's yet to have a lucky break. I don't know why that pisses me off so much, but it does.