Shuli performs solo with his comedy & 80 people showed up?

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  1. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! $10 a head that's like 90,000 dollars ...that's how i do my math! mmmhmmmm
     
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    I want to see the expense reports!
     
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    I wouldn't go to see Shuli's comedy if someone paid ME $10.

    He isn't funny...and he thinks he's hilarious which makes it 100x worse.
     
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    I don't even believe 80 people showed up. The dude blows...
     
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    this
     
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    80 people would fill many comedy clubs. Just saying.
     
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    Shuli's been with Howard for over 6 years. Think about that. He's supposedly been a comic for nearly 20 years and he's been on H100 and H101 and Jay Thomas for over 6 years and he still can't even sell out a club on his own.

    Time to call a day, you bald hack fuck. When Howard leaves Sirius, Shuli will be SCREWED! And Doug won't be around to lend him any clothes for his kid.
     
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    Shuli's been with Howard for over 6 years. Think about that. He's supposedly been a comic for nearly 20 years and he's been on H100 and H101 and Jay Thomas for over 6 years and he still can't even sell out a decent-sized club on his own.

    Time to call it a day, you bald hack fuck. When Howard leaves Sirius, Shuli will be SCREWED! And Doug won't be around to lend him any clothes for his kid.
     
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    Guess he really does need Scott.
     
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    Shuli's another one of the staffers who plays fast & loose with the truth. The guy isn't even 40 years old. He's mentioned his past job history as being a black-jack dealer in Vegas, working at the McCarran Airport transporting wheelchair-bound passengers and a stint in Sedona, AZ doing odd jobs. No way he's been in comedy for 20 years.

    I actually bought that "Israeli Funny" DVD....I must've been high. Couldn't get through ten minutes of it. I should've fed the 20 spot to my dog or better yet, flushed it down the toilet. Oh well, serves me right for spending money so foolishly.
     
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    Shuli sucks
     
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    But he paid his dues!!!!
     
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    This is the fake story.

    I saw the entire Killers of Comedy line up (with Levy et al) and they pulled in maybe 40-50 people.

    So I call bullshit. Israeli lying!
     
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    Mike walker seems so long ago... He farts
     
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    Shuli does comedy??? since when????
     
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    It's like asking a guy who gets very little play how many girls he's slept with...when he says 10, it really means 2 or maybe zero. I don't doubt that Shuli would play only to the bartender and then re-tell the story that it was packed.
     
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    hey Einstein...that's only $80,000...
     
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    AuntDolly...you're easily one of my very favorite DawgSalooners...but...but you bought "Israeli Funny"?? I might have to reconsider now. Damn!

    Nah, totally kidding...it, at least, comforts me to know that even the few people who bought his DVD thinks he sucks. There's been threads about this, but it looks like Shuli was a LV open mic-nighter off-and-onner for a bit and that's the extent to his pre-Sirius "comedy career".

    Early on (before I heard Miserable Men and before he infected Jay's show) I actually rooted for Shuli. I liked the idea of a struggling comic/superfan who "made it" (kind of like what Ruffy said about a month ago). But then I started to hear him for more than a few seconds at a time and I realized what a talent-less, unfunny hack he was. How the fuck he got over on Sabian and Jay is beyond me.
     
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    Hold on 10 X 80 is 100, is that right Robin? I'm doing this in my head..
     
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    This.:cool: