Shuli trashing Scott's comedy because he "doesn't understand the struggle"

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  1. HubArkishh

    HubArkishh Active Member

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    Not many more douche chilling moments in show history than this. Shuli carrying himself like he's Artie or some legendary comedian whenever he would come in for Block Party talk.

    34 minutes in is especially :facepalm:...


    [video=youtube_share;qhfVNW5vj0A]http://youtu.be/qhfVNW5vj0A[/video]
     
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  2. HooHoo

    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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    I have trouble getting worked up about Shuli because he barely exists. Punchface Benjy however will tighten my jaw as soon as he breathes the first passive-aggressive word.

    Scott is an angry fucker that's evil at the core but he gets it from his four hundred pounds of thrown over hag waiting at home with the robe and rolling pin. She's worn and widdled him down to a nub, an empty hunched over frame. Scott should've retired long ago if not for the lack of dignity.

    Best thing Scott could do, go deep in the woods, its quiet, muffled pop and birds scattering from trees.
     
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  3. Herc

    Herc New Member

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    Former Airport Wheelchair Pusher, Former Liquor Store Checkout Clerk & Stockboy, Former Shitty Caller = Current Howard Stern Show "Writer" & "Comedian" . . . :facepalm:
     
  4. icypussy

    icypussy clit finder Gold

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    Shuli could be funny if he edited 99% of what he say's. He was on the geek week wus all week and seemed to annoy everybody including me.
     
  5. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    He must mean his 5,000 years of struggle as an oppressed Jew because what would he know about being a comedian.
     
  6. ryanv1978

    ryanv1978 New Member

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    fuck shuli

    shuli and the word comic should never appear in the same sentence.

    shuli lives in NYC...has he ever made it to the stage of a real comedy club???????????????????????????
     
  7. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Not funny?

    Haven't you heard him say, "Shalom, biatch" ?


    Comedy gold, Jerry.
     
  8. Phillipmcd

    Phillipmcd Active Member

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    Israeli awful
     
  9. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    I seriously doubt the Comedy Cellar would even let him in as a paying customer.
     
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    If anyone "doesn't understand" it's shuli. According to his calendar, he's been doing comedy for about 20 years. After all that time, all that exposure, and what does he have to show for it? He "headlined" the block party. He should really hang up the comedy towel and get some kind of useful skill, because once Howard retires he's fucked.
     
  11. cah155

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    I love that he thought he had the Artie chair in his grasp and Howard never brought him back again.
     
  12. racerx

    racerx New Member

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    this is the fake story



    i dont understand how he talks down to sal and richard about 'comedy', when they actually work in the comedy dept, and he works in the news dept
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    <scottsalem>bullshit!!!</scottsalem>
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Because nobody ever calls the little Kike out on his bullshit.
     
  15. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Shuli doesn't understand my struggle to keep my food down when his whiny voice comes through the speakers.
     
  16. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    Shuli is a delusional cunt. I detest him. I have never laughed at any of his 'jokes'. Not once. My hatred reached fever pitch during the Hurricane back in October. That smug fuck sat there preening about how he made it into work. Scum ball. Fucking piece of shit. Unfunny fuck face. Die!!!
     
  17. tv910

    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    The only reason anyone ever went to see Shuli was because of his connection to the Stern Show and now that Howard's fan base has disappeared no one is interested in that untalented hack. A few months ago one of the panelists on SFRT mentioned she went to a non-Block Party appearance by Shuli and there was something like 5 or 6 people there. Even the Block Party promoter (Sequoia) admitted on the air that the casino in Atlantic City wouldn't book the Block Party unless he guaranteed that Sal and Richard would perform. That tells you how impressed people are with Shuli as a "headliner".
     
  18. slab0meat

    slab0meat negative creep

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    Only Scott has.. and although Scott isn't always clear and consise, he certainly has made his points multiple times. And was correct.
     
  19. YOUREMOTHER

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    I still can't imagine people paid money to see any of these assholes. Apparently Ronnie's entire bit when he did the block parties consisted of just getting up on stage and yelling things. I did agree with Howard when he bitched about not wanting to his name be associated with garbage like that.
     
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    ryanv1978 New Member

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    nobody understands the struggle to be funny better than Shuli.

    he has struggled to make anyone crack and smile since he started telling jokes and the only time anyone laughs is when they are laughing AT him.
     
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