Shuli ... Who the fuck actually buys tickets to see his standup?

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  1. Mutt Sucks

    Mutt Sucks New Member Banned User

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    Wow, what a fucking borefeast.
     
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    username Well-Known Member VIP

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    No one bought tickets to see Shuli. Thats why he have to work with Ronnie.

    It was a real shitty Jew move by Shuli what he did to Scott the engineer. Scott/Ronnie and Shuli agreed to a 1/3 split each. When the Block party started to be a success Shuli started to keep more money. Classic jew move. To bad that Ronnie is ok by being fucked by Shuli.

    BTW. Only reason why Shuli is in studio is because he supplies medicine to Howard and Beth.
     
  3. Yeahnolisten

    Yeahnolisten Well-Known Member

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    Which raises a second question: who the hell pays to see Ronnie?
     
  4. Matwiow

    Matwiow Active Member

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    There's gotta be people who like Ronnie. He's got a whole persona. Fans who want a piece of the show would go see him. I'd say 50% of Howard's more casual listeners have no idea who Shuli is.
     
  5. Yeahnolisten

    Yeahnolisten Well-Known Member

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    Let me rephrase: What in the fuck does Ronnie do(or anybody on the show, including Howard) do that would actually make anybody pay to see them?
     
  6. Wesmantooth

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    i would equate it to someone paying to see a car crash or a train wreck. It just so gruesomely bad its good :dontknow:
     
  7. jyanks

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    Look, Shuli's a headliner, dammit!
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Well the emails were 50/50 on his performance on the show

    seems like he is on the fence with the fans

    of course this is believable as the hair on this man's head

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  9. cah155

    cah155 Well-Known Member

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    Ill never forget when Artie and shuli fought and a caller called shitty hack and other choice words. Classic
     
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    I don't think it has to do with seeing any of them. I think fans go to the shows to hang out with each other. Party with other Stern fans. They just put up with Ronnie's yelling and Shuli's "comedy." Shuli found a clever way to exploit Howards following.

    Then again, Charlie Sheen had sold-out shows. Some people just wanna be part of a train wreck.
     
  11. SuperFarts

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    No one. Which is why he had to turn it into a "block party".
     
  12. Smartguy

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    If I didn't have to travel, or, take an expensive cab ride, and the ticket itself was under $40, well maybe. It would be a train wreck and then there is the opportunity to heckle Shuli.
     
  13. Herc

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    I would never put money in that Wheel Pusher's pocket . . .
     
  14. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    ...and at that point Shuli was barely on my radar, when he showed that he couldn't take a joke, that showed everyone that he was a big fucking pussy. A comedian who can't take a joke, go fuck yourself, Shuli. Had he not brought up Artie's forgettable comment, nobody would've known a thing....and stay away from the Jay Thomas show as well, I wish I could kick him right in his pussy, that fucking wimp...
     
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    Yeah Shooley, go fuck yourself.
     
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    Did he ever let Scott see the books? :dontknow: $$$$$$
     
  17. cah155

    cah155 Well-Known Member

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    You blow shuli. Thanks for noticing :)

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    the wig keeps him around as head bootlicker
     
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    Ronnie should drop Shuli ,hire Jackie and Artie, and make some real money! Shuli could wheel Artie on and off stage if needed.
     
  20. Night Ape

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    Wtf
     
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