Shuli's Paternity Leave Achievements

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  1. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Shuli takes a 30 day break from THSS to play video games. Jason tracks his behavior on Xbox.

     
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    With what we know. I wonder if any of it was real. Besides the paternity leave.
     
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    thats pretty funny. of course anything ripping shuli will be somewhat worthwhile
     
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    Strange how dedicated his fucker was when Howard allowed him in the studio lol. Heres a quote of his from the hurricane sandy saga: "NOTHING WILL STOP ME FROM DOING MY JOB HOWARD".Since he knew he wasnt getting arties job, I guess hes just on cruise control.
     
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    He was on AxsTV last night.... it said "Live from Gotham Comedy Club" - not sure if it was live or not. He did a set - about 8-10 minutes. Horrible. "F" this and "F" that and guess what, when you're married the blowjobs stop. And recycled the "story" of sitting next to the Orthodox Jews on the plane. Tried to turn it into a joke. Fail.
     
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    "I took you out of your shit life in Vegas and-and-and-and-and-and-and-and plucked you out of the audience!"
     
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    fake deep voice cock sucka
     
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    Funny thing is he took the paternity leave to help his wife with the kids but left his wife and first kid to fend for themselves during the sandy saga because of his dopey opportunity.
     
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    He opened for Howie Mandel last year when I saw him. Told the exact same few jokes. Nobody laughed. Biggest applause was when someone yelled Baba Booey.

    He must only have 10 minutes, with never any new stuff mixed in.
     
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    Exactly
     
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    Urrghh. That was the worst, really the worst thing ever to pass as comedy on the HSS. He crowbars this bit in the show and was sooo forced and fake - complimented by even more forced and fake laughter by Wiggy.
     
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    I don't have kids, don't want them and think maternity leave for men is pretty questionable. But, what the hell did they think he'd be doing? He's sitting around the house watching a newborn. Of course he'd be watching tv. Fucking Stern show is complete shit now.
     
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    Soon, Shuli will have lots of time to spend on Xbox
     
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    Google+ loves you share your activities without you even nowing. Loves to hook you up with people they grab from your address books ( customers, ex wives, coworkers, children, girlfriends, your youtube accounts etc) and mix it all together into some kind of social media platform that u have no clue is happening.