Sick fears of Bro

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  1. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    @Bro is afraid of squirrels, sodium, and having his hand touched. He's also afraid of changing his shorts.

    Fuck you, Bro.
     
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  2. BleedingGums

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    Sodiums
     
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    He sleeps on an arsenal of cutlery.
     
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  4. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I wonder if anyone's taken creeper shots of me.
     
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  6. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    Sat Fats
    Cholesterols
    Soybean oils
    Hydrogenated fats
     
  7. gilaet

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    Send me some creeper selfies.
     
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  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Where did you go, everything fell apart when you went away and you said you didn't care :jj: It smells like a goddamned coffin in the breakfast thread.
     
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  9. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Her dirty new yawka accent could probably shatter glass

    nice gymnast body, though
     
  10. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    I saw an entire family (5 people?) posing in front of walmart while their 6 year old tried to take a pic. There was a lot of yelling instructions at her.

    I should have taken a pic of them taking a pic. It didn't dawn on me at the time that, who takes a family pic in front of a Walmart?
     
  11. Chriza

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    TRY VACUUMING!
     
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  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I don't want a job! I just want you!!!!!!!!
     
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  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Maybe the kid insisted on taking a picture. Kids seem odd like that.
     
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    He's not afraid of the cancer from his wife's second hand smoke.
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    It's hard, your fanny pack keeps blocking your camel toe.
     
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    I once saw Bro take out a whole gang of asian dudes who were doing the karate/judo/hopkido thing. It was like a scene from Kill Bill except he was using a butcher knife.
     
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    Hanging out in a Barbecue store?
     
  18. Bro

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    I'm not afraid of colon cancer or liver disease.
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    It's a money belt!
     
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  20. Bro

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    shoprite