Entertainment Sick of my kid.

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  1. x76

    x76 Just a crazy old hermit Gold

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    Seriously. Sick of the trans-gender-fluid bullshit, sick of the "I want to take cyanide and die" bullshit... I'm ready to inform her that in a year she's out on her own and that she'd better well fucking plan for that eventuality NOW. Her older brother I was happy to have hang out for six months or a year after he completed high school. The younger kid, ostensibly a female, I'm fucking sick of. Indulged as only a female child could have been since birth. I'm done. Sick of the fucking attitutude, the no-future-plans, no college, et cetera -- ok. fuck YOU, welcome to the fucking real world. Perhaps you'd better fucking brace yourself. I'm inclined to announce this at an appointment with her psychologist. Any opinions? Any advice? Either would be welcome. You think your teenage life is so awful? Why don't I hie off to Paris and leave you on your fucking own to figure things out in real time and real space?
     
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    Fair question tho, were you fat boy on SFN?

    You seem familiar
     
  4. x76

    x76 Just a crazy old hermit Gold

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    Fatboy and several other aliases.
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    I remember the AV, cheers

    Sorry your kid sucks
     
  6. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    There is something about this guy:bigthink
     
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    pope29 Saloon's Oldest Mult

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    How fat are you?
     
  8. Zach

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    She's been sucking my dick nightly, sorry to let you know
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  9. Mama looka

    Mama looka Well-Known Member

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    There will come a time when your children will make all the important decisions in your life for you.

    Perhaps you should start preparing for that day.
     
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    oski Purveyor of the Obvious Gold

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    Kick her out or stop complaining.
     
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  11. x76

    x76 Just a crazy old hermit Gold

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    That would actually please me.
     
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    x76 Just a crazy old hermit Gold

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    Just asking for advice. I like you.
     
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    oski Purveyor of the Obvious Gold

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    I'm giving you advice. You are ok
     
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    x76 Just a crazy old hermit Gold

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    It's genius.
     
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    That's a solid technique right there
     
  16. Zach

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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Zach's in pretty good shape

    :lo5:
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    If she is contemplating suicide, call 911 and they will keep her either 48 or 72hrs for observation.
     
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    somedude61 Well-Known Member

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    Sound like you didn't do the greatest job raising her. So she has no expectations of what happens when she is of legal age. You may have to spend a bit more time getting her use to the idea. Something you should do is lay down some very strict rules for her to follow. If she doesn't then she is out. Also start having her pay some form of rent. Both those things will get her thinking about getting the fuck out.
     
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    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    How much vor ze child?