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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Nov 6, 2012.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    FUCK YOU. You get off work at 4 pm, after I woke up with you at 4:30 am and made you fucking breakfast......and you finally call at 6:30 to say you've been at your buddy's house for 2 1/2 motherfucking hours, before you bother addressing me?

    GO THE FUCK HOME.

    Perhaps I'm a little sensitive to this shit, 'cause I had a husband who hid his drug use via these measures........but seriously................I start back full time in January. I'm working part-time right now. I do NOT goddamn disappear with my friends when I get the fuck off work. I motherfucking come home.

    Boys - go ahead. Tell me how you "need your space".

    Girls - damned if I know what you're going to say to this.

    I say this: bitch, GO THE FUCK HOME

    Stop making me think you're going to show up after work. Just fuck off. Keep your pals. See how that works out for you. You're goddamn pushing 50 and still single.................it clearly hasn't worked out for you so far, and you're still playing the same goddamn game. You're about to be single again, cuntwipe.
     
  2. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards Gold

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    yer wound a lil too tight
     
  3. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    damn............even I know this reads like a Mario "pop-off" thread. S'ok. I love Mario.
     
  4. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Can I kick it?!?! VIP Gold

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    These threads make me appreciate my gf more.
     
  5. gilaet

    gilaet keep walkin Staff Member

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  6. Ben Dover

    Ben Dover Well-Known Member

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    I haven't been here long enough to know what the fuck is going on
     
  7. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    What was for breakfast
     
  8. HAL

    HAL HAM Gold

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    my bad
     
  9. JJR

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    Not reading. I'll assume it's :words: :words: :words: trainwreck :words: :words:
     
  10. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards Gold

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    Slippy just won the straightjacket vote
     
  11. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Can I kick it?!?! VIP Gold

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    it's complicated
     
  12. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Can I kick it?!?! VIP Gold

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    :hhh: are you changing your nomination or was that yours?
     
  13. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Mr. 157

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    Seems like the guy should be allowed to have friends, Slip. He didn't specifically say he was coming directly to your home after work, did he?
     
  14. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    your first mistake was getting up to make this loser breakfast. wtf is wrong with you?
     
  15. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster VIP

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    i like you, Slippy
     
  16. AnimalGod

    AnimalGod Well-Known Member VIP

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    In his defense if he is playing a role playing game like dungeons and dragons its very easy to track of time.
     
  17. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards Gold

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    Yeah..Shes my vote for that because most likely to get locked up for murder wasnt an option
     
  18. Shine

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    No , she said he went to work
     
  19. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    true - a good lay would help - BUT HE CHOSE TO HANG OUT WITH HIS PALS
     
  20. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    y didnt he just say he worked until 630?????

    he will learn