sign: house for sale because neighbors a douche bag

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  1. R.P. McMurphy

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    A front-yard sign calling a neighbor a "douchebag" may not be the best way to change the neighbor's behavior.

    But for one frustrated Farmers Branch family, it's at least getting a lot of attention.

    James and Lisa Price -- who have a sign in their yard that says "'House for sale by owner because my neighbor's a douchebag" -- have appeared on Dallas TV and now say they're getting calls from New York news outlets.

    more at link
    http://www.seattlepi.com/homes/arti...-owner-because-my-neighbors-a-dou-6444496.php
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    That's a good selling point!
     
  3. Quality Control

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    Right? I know at least...two people who'd pay good money to live next door to a douchebag.
     
  4. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...might be a great buy for a deaf guy.
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    or a douchebag salesman
     
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  6. Rupert Pupkin

    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez Gold

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    What if his behavior is not his mouth....pisses on the front lawn, does not mow the lawn, etc
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Come on... Who doesn't piss on their front lawn?
     
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  8. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...:jj:

     
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    I've never pissed on my front lawn. Never. My backyard? Now that's a different story.
     
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    pissing off my back deck satisfies the redneck y chromosome in me.
     
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    :hilarious:
     
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    I awoke this morning to a wonderful site


    My neighbor who I've had to restrain myself from beating the hell out of for the last 3 years has a for sale sign in his front yard :yes: :dance2: :yes:
     
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    You're a better neighbor than I... I piss when the need arises.
     
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