Silva and Diaz fail drug tests

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  1. Ba Ba Boolio

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  2. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

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    Diaz will always test positive for pot
     
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  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

    He wiped his butt.
     
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    You're no bobtraw.:no:
     
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    i get it
    he ate her
    digested her
    shit her out
    and then wiped his asshole
    very clever
     
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  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Well, now they can't all be winners.
     
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  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    An oldie but a goodie: What did one chick say to another when it saw a piece of fruit had fallen in their nest? "Look at the orange that marmalade!"
     
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    an orange egg? :dontknow:
     
  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
     
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    cus he couldnt decide ?
     
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    He wanted to lay it on the line!
     
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