Simba the Retarded Lion

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  1. Diogenes1

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    stuck in the asshole of a water buffalo
     
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    ... and what a way to die, suffocating in some animal's anal cavity.
     
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    So sad. The little lion.
     
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    Suffocation by asshole.... His parents are gonna catch a lot of razzing from the other lions
     
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    can you imagine not being able to breathe.. it probably stuck its head in there and the asshole started choking the life out of it.
     
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    So obviously someone was filming. They couldn't figure out a way to step in and assist?
     
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    they dont want to end up with a lion eating out their ass
     
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    I agree but most wild life photographers /videographers follow the belief that it is not their place to interfere with the circle of life or death in the wild. They are there to simply document what occurs, not change it.
     
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    I figure something quite similar will happen to someone on this very forum.
     
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    Yeah, let me just walk on over and pull this pissed off lion out of this buffalo's ass.
     
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    Death by analingus :nocheer:
     
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