News Simon and Schuster sign Buddy and Beth to book deal!!!

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Gee what a surprise! Almost everyone here predicted this the minute she got her man-hands on him. She was urging everyone to follow his story, it was clear she had major attention-whoring plans for him. Now she'll be dragging the poor thing to public appearances and stressing him out so much he gets sick again.
     
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    Bianca's Furry Friends, the mythical shelter that will never be built.
     
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    "Hello, NSAL? Do you have any sick or deformed cats lying around? I need to "write" another shitty book. K thanx- byeeeeeeeee!" :eek:
     
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    So, her author will not make a cent? :dontknow:
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I'll bet Buddy didn't see this coming.
     
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    she's writing childrens books. :jj:
     
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    Whatever happened to "Please stop asking if I will keep him-I do NOT keep my fosters" (which was already a lie because Yoda was a foster). She must have been pissed when Howard admitted on his show that there were people eager to adopt Buddy but Beth wanted to keep him.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I'm writing a child's coffee table book on "Cats and Arrows."

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    This news truly sickens me. I feel badly for those who get rejection letters to make room for this moron's garbage.
     
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    Seriously, how can she not have enough money by now to build that cat house?
     
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    What happened to the original "Blind Bella"? No book? There is going to be an extremely pissed off blind cat at the compound!
     
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    It comes out of the fog ever 100 years.
     
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    Now we see why this cat could not be put down or adopted out.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    She's not blind enough. Plus, she's friends with that loser white cat whose book sold poorly.
     
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    Oh it's not just NSAL, she scours the county for mutilated cats that would be better off dead. She flew to Florida to get Buddy instead of allowing him to be cared for and adopted there.
     
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    The director of "Howard Stern the High School Years" is working on it.
     
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    This is perfect.. or maybe even "pluperfect." :dontknow:

    A barren-wombed aging woman (or transgender) suffering from Arrested Development, and possibly Munchhausen by Proxy... is having a ghost-writer and illustrator create a fictional children's story under her author's credit about a poor little cat who could have been adopted into a loving family instead of being used as one of many photo ops... with proceeds going to a vanity money pit that should have been completed years ago, and now will likely never be buiilt
    Fucking surreal.