Simon Cowell home burglarized

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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ike-Simon-Cowell-s-10m-home-family-slept.html

    Raiders strike at Simon Cowell's £10m home while he, his partner and baby were asleep and escape with valuables worth 'six figures' after 'finding the key to the safe'
    • Simon Cowell’s London home was burgled as he and his family slept inside
    • The raiders escaping with valuables worth a six-figure sum, it was reported
    • The thieves broke into the property in the dead of night, while Cowell, his partner Lauren Silverman and their baby Eric were upstairs
    • He only found out when they were woken up by their personal minder
     
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    My thoughts and prayers go out to him.....
     
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    Clandestinely...
     
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    Someone that knew the place did it....they will get nabbed
     
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    Wouldn't be suprised if her ex was stealing back the shit he gave her while they were together.
     
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    personal minder?
     
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    It's just nice to see headlines about the Raiders winning again.
    :oakaway:
     
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    "He only found out when they were woken up by their personal minder". Is the personal minder his version of Ralph?
     
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    This. Wiggly better get his alibis line up.

    Eating almonds... 4 -4:30pm
    Painting roses and sunflowers... 4:30pm-7:20pm
    Etc.

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    They stole his 14 year old gay lovers and dildos
     
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    They stole beiber's panties!
     
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    that's hideous
     
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    Everyone knows this is Stern related.

    Beth's book is costing millions more than Howard budgeted for it.

    So who exactly was it that did the dirty deed. Think about it..... who is the dumbest, loser in Howard's circle these days.

    Any guesses..... the headline will read......

    Insane Cat Lady Breaks in to AGT's Judge's House.....

    In a shocking development, Beth Stern, wife of Sellout Shlock Jock Howard Stern, was arrested Friday morning on suspicions of Grand Larceny when she was pulled over with a 100,000 chandelier tied to the roof of her limo. As Officers approached Mrs. O'Stern, who was a passenger in the backseat, they could hear her screaming, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM... FUCK YOU AND GET AWAY FROM MY CARD OR ELSE.....". The Officers, who were now in fear of their lives, moved slowly closer to the car door when all of a sudden at least a half dozen 2 week old kittens were thrown at them with extreme prejudice. "It was a mess" Officer MeOff commented. "We were obviously dealing with the a very sick and very deranged person. Before my partner and I knew what was going on, we were both covered in cat shit and fur. It was just disgusting. She was hurling these innocent little souls without any regard for their little lives, or ares. She's a real Cunt if you ask me."

    When asked for a comment, Mr. Stern said, "I'm sorry, but I have no idea who you're referring to. I don't know this person..... but if I did, I'd definitely burn her at the stake or put an alter on her and get 20.00 per person for a ride around the park."