simon cowell knocks up his friends wife

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by R.P. McMurphy, Jul 31, 2013.

  1. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    I still don't know why he's famous. :dontknow:
     
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    He actually developed talent -- shitty talent, but talent. Howard will knock up his neighbors son soon.
     
  4. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    Talent that no one today cares about.
     
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    I still don't know how he's straight? :dontknow:
     
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    She looks like Nigella Lawson.
     
  7. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Beth's pissed, she may have missed a shot at a human baby.
     
  8. slab0meat

    slab0meat negative creep

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    lolz
     
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    nice cans on that broad
     
  10. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...isn't he howards boss or does nbc handle all that? whats funny about this is it has to strike fear into howard like when youre married and your friends around you that you hung out with get a divorce it does for a lot of people concern them, cause them to question the strength of their own happy union. howard has to know that even if beth is attracted to his money she'd rather have a man fuck her than a sexually ambiguous wig wearing hump. simon has plenty of cash too but beth can get to howards cash and some real dick from somebody else. howards money is not necessarily the glue that's going to keep her around imo.
     
  11. BethSucks

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    I agree, it more than his money that keeps her around. Without his celebrity she'd have taken the money and run. He's her ticket to hanging out with famous people and that's most likely a huge reason that Howard has become the PC starfucker that he used to mock.
     
  12. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...I wouldn't trust beth as far as I could drop kick her. shes what I call a body climber. nobody is that cuckoo for kitty cats. her fakeness hangs on her like one of her slutty dresses.
     
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    He has man titties
     
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    The fact that Simon Cowell had sex with an actual woman is SHOCKING NEWS!!:cheer:
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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  16. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...wow shes cute as hell.
     
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    hah nice 3rd pic where she's digging all up in her ass, maybe duck inside to do that when you know people are taking your picture.
     
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    That bastard child is gonna score one hell of an inheritance check.
     
  19. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...I want to pee in her butt.
     
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    No shit!!! My gaydar hits red every time I hear him speak.