Entertainment Simon Cowell wardrobe malfunction- cock or toe?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    Simon Cowell is mocked by X Factor viewers over his shocking ‘wardrobe malfunction’ as they appeared to spot something suspicious poking out of his jeans
    SIMON Cowell faced an embarrassing ribbing from by X Factor fans tonight after eagle-eyed viewers spotted what appeared to be a shocking wardrobe malfunction.

    The music mogul sat barefoot on a sofa with Spice Girls Mel B and Emma Bunton to watch his contestants sing.

    However, fans were more interested in something suspicious which appeared to be poking out of his jeans.

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    A viewer posted a screenshot of the hilarious moment
    One viewer posted a screengrab of the shocking moment on his Twitter page, and made a joke at Simon’s expense.

    The viewer wrote: “Has @SimonCowell had a wardrobe malfunction or is he enjoying these auditions a bit too much ? #XFactor “.

    Another added an aubergine emoticon and wrote: “So…. #SimonCowell has had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction [​IMG]#XFactor2016 #Xfactor #JudgesHouses.”

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    Viewers began debating the suspicious TV moment
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    One even suggested the contestants should have warned Simon about the problem, tweeting: “When he asked her to take the make up off, why didn’t she tell Simon about his wardrobe malfunction? #XFactor .”

    Another joked: “As wardrobe malfunctions go this is pretty epic.. @SimonCowell #XFactorUK #peekapoo #XFactor…”

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    Simon did not look as if he had noticed anything was wrong
    A number of fans took to Twitter to joke the hilarious moment, but several took a more rational approach and insisted it was just his toe as the music mogul was sitting barefoot.

    One wrote: “Omg it’s his toe… dirty minded people… @TheXFactor @SimonCowell,” another added: “Nope! It’s big too [sic]… he can’t be that careless on national telly!”

    One viewer even tweeted the show’s official account asking for clarification, writing: “@TheXFactor Please say it’s his toe.”

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowb...something-suspicious-poking-out-of-his-jeans/
     
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    That's hysterical!!
     
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    He have work done or an allergic reaction?
     
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    That's a big toe
     
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    Toes plural.

    :backlol2:

    (And yes, he's had work done.)
     
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    Toe - still bigger than Stern cock
     
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  12. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I think you'd feel the breeze if your pants split open like that.
     
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    False.

    I lived in Asia for a long time. A lot of Asian cultures rely on 7-11/convenience stores.

    I have trouble sleeping, so I take sleeping pills. I've been on them so long, that my tolerance is quite high and even then, it takes a while for the to put me down.

    On at least two occasions, I went to bed only to realize I was hungry. So I decided to stroll down to the 7-11 in an Ambien-like haze. I buy my shit, noticing strange reactions from the clerks.

    It wasn't until I exited the store that I felt the breezes. My cock was hanging out of my flannel pajama pants.

    I shopped in that store almost daily for over two years.
     
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    dudes shouldn't get cosmetic surgery unless it's for actual medical reasons (you know what i mean)

    mostly this is true
    and he looks odd now
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    What about scrotum lifts?
     
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    there's nothing funnier than seeing the old guy with his sack hanging down just above his knees

    to deny the younger generations this joy seems mean
    so they're out
     
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    I don't know
    I think it's kinda funny

    Seeing an exposed sack
     
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    Funny visual but it's obviously his toe. His leg is up on the couch and his (shoeless) foot is at his crotch.
     
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    Can't see his other foot. If he wearing shoes than it's cock.
     
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    Cockatoo Cockandtoe