Simon Cowell's penis is enjoying some Carmen Electra

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Sep 25, 2012.

  1. Jon Hein is God

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  2. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    she's still hot, but...
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    who has bigger boobs?
     
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    She takes it in the shitter. :evil:
     
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    He could do a LOT better. What is she...like 44 now? Plus, who needs an old broad who was reamed out by Dennis Rodman?
     
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    She is still so goddamn hot.
     
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    She's stretched out . . .
     
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    why would he touch a niggar fucker?
    opps..I mean an N-word fucker..
    nasty pig
     
  9. Jon Hein is God

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    Carmen is 2 months older than Beth STern.
     
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    lol
     
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    he's just one creepy fuck. every chick has to be counting $ signs in their head when he's needle dickin & drooling all over them.
    he's fuckin weird
     
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    She's putting in her time to get a new house. And he is such a vile creepy old coot.
     
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    She's been passed around too many times, but she still looks good.
     
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    She's still incredibly hot, but I'm sure Simon could get a equaly good looking girl much younger who is not an idiot who fucked dennis rodman.

    Plus I know everyone ages but it still depressing to see her old looking hands. It makes me feel old... I used to have a carmen electra poster in college also
     
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    If I had Simon's money and popularity I would be banging cocktail waitresses two at a time like Fredo in The Godfather.
     
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    Hasn't everybody?
     
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    This.......
     
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    Too bad he got her when she is old.
     
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    so? my penis enjoys some carmen electra too