WTF Simple Pleasures

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  1. goldtopper

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    I was driving home today and saw a guy all bundled up, sitting in a motorized wheelchair. He was on a bridge over some railroad tracks, looking west at the sunshine. He had a big smile and looked..just, well, happy.

    Got me thinking about simple pleasures.

    Cold pizza and hot coffee on Saturday morning.
    My dog's feet when they smell like Fritos.
    Allman Brothers on the radio while driving fast in the country.
    Being alone at the cemetery with relatives who have passed.

    What do you like?
     
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    Roses on a piano, or Tulips on my organ.
     
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    sitting in a ballpark on a warm summer evening watching a game and drinking myself into idiocy
     
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    Maybe you shouldn't start threads
     
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    Not being homeless.
     
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    My wife waking me up with a bj on my birthday
     
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    Hot coffee anytime -- anywhere.
    Eating while reading a good book in my neighborhood diner when it's empty.
    The feeling of warm sun on my skin.
    A genuine laugh from someone when I say something funny.
    TV TV TV
    The smell of suntan lotion.
    Listening to Studio 54 on Sirius loud while driving.

    Thank you for forcing me to think of really pleasant things; with my job that's usually impossible.
     
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    Shortly after, he jumped.
     
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    What else would he do ? :happyhappy:
     
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    Sitting on my back porch, drinking a beer, smoking a cigar, just looking into the woods.
     
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    Puppy breath
     
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    Bringing pain and suffering to those who insult Allah and the prophet Muhammed. A good beheading can be really cathartic.
     
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    Teen anal.
     
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    This and freshly mown grass.
     
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    me and the wife will sometimes have some drinks and listen the to the Sirius new wave on a Saturday night
    and try and see if we can guess all the song names and bands
    I'm way better at it than her

    we lead a pretty boring life that seems to involve a lot of drinking
     
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    Awww thanks Goldtopper!
     
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    A nice hot shower.
     
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    First cup of coffee in the morning
    Waking up with nothing hurting
    Seeing a good live concert in a small venue
    Working
    Sunday afternoon spaghetti
    My NY Jets winning
    Smell of fresh cut grass
    A good cigar
     
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