Since Howard won't, let's discuss the nuances of the beth & Howard relationship

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    She wants to fly to Italy and Mexico..he says no
    She wants to go to red carpets,he says no.
    She wants a baby, he says no....
    I give it 2 yrs...
     
  2. Herc

    Herc New Member

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    Italy = Star Fucking With Gerorge Clooney & His Celeb Pals

    Mexico = Luxury Resort Star Fucking

    Red Carpet = Paparazzi Pictures And More Star Fucking

    Baby = More Jew Gold In Her Pocket

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    Bottom Line = Fame & Money
     
  3. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    One day she will regret losing her youth to a 60-year old crankpot.
     
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    Shiny objects on her body make up for it in her mind . . .
     
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    Disagree because she's in it for the money. Do you really think she was ever the kind of girl that wanted a life that took work?

    She went straight to luxury without the work, save for having to fuck an old ugly man.
     
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    I honestly think she doesn't want a baby. A baby would take the focus off of her, and she wouldn't be able to go off at night with her BFF Katie Joel. Plus, she has to know that her and Howie's spawn will most likely end up hideous looking...
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    The baby would be taken care by the illegal immigrants Howard has on staff at his Hampton's Estate. Hell even the titty milk would be provided to the kid by the Mexican females Howard employs . . .
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Dont buy it..heidi klum has baby r us clothes line. Beth is drooling for that
     
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    I give it 1 yr 'til the Stern's Ecuadorian nanny is pushing their IVF baby
     
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    c'mon, they're likes peas and carrots:

    she doesn't give blowjobs... great, because he says he doesn't care for them

    he doesn't go down on her... great, because she doesn't like that

    he doesn't do foreplay... great, because she doesn't like it, he makes her so hot she wants to get right to it

    he only lasts 30 secs... great, because that's all she can handle and orgasms EVERY time, from intercourse, that lasts 30 secs

    he uses a condom, with his wife... great, because she doesn't want a kid

    people say she married him for his $$$... nope, she makes her own money from her lucrative TV host and modeling careers

    she's had small, large and weird tits... doesn't matter, he's a vagine man & doesn't care about big tits anymore like he was once obsessed with

    see, you nnnaaayyyyyy-sayers, they're great together.
     
  12. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    Oh My Wiglet!
     
  13. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Howard says tomato, Beth says tomadoe