since i left my office at 4:50... heres what ive done

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    stopped at the bar with a couple of co workers
    had 5 beers
    had 2 shots of rumplemints (sp)
    1 shot patron


    came home

    wife made tacos.
    had 2 hard shell tacos

    posted here for a bit

    went jogging



    my belly really hurts now
     
  2. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Move bitch, get out the way Get out the way bitch Gold

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    A case of the shits by morning
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    how'd you get home? :smile:
     
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    Da fuck u doing jogging

    After u drink & eat????
     
  5. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    with my adorable co workers head in my lap :hhh:
     
  6. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    i know, bro. i know :facepalm:
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    :lol:
     
  8. Daveindiego

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    You aren't blaming the tacos, are you?

    You only ate 2 tacos.

    WTF? 2 tacos? Who only eats 2 tacos? I ate 8 tacos yesterday.
     
  9. Daveindiego

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    the diniing room table was spinning and my kids were telling me about hteir day at school
     
  11. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Nobody believes you went jogging.
     
  12. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    That's when you take an arm full of tacos, and bail out to the backyard.

    Holy christ, that sounds like hell on earth where you are living.
     
  13. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    If you got a divorce, would you be able to dump the kids on your wife?

    That would be totally dope.
     
  14. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    no. i was seperated for 2 years. i saw my kids every day. had them 85% of the time
     
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    :jj:
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    being broke as fuck or some deadbeat dad doesn't sound too dope to me.
     
  17. Daveindiego

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    You were doing it wrong.

    WTF do you know? You don't have any kids.

    I bet I have a more accurate view on kids than you do, I bet it's hell on earth. Are you even paying attention to this thread? The fucking guy had to listen to his kids talking about their day, when he was all faded.

    Instead of listening to kids, you should have been ripping fat bongloads. That would straighten everything out.