since thanksgiving is breathing down my neck...

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  1. Rhiannon

    Rhiannon Well-Known Member

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    How does one make a beautiful soup?
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Call your assistant, have her call the kitchen staff and request a beautiful soup to be served at 4:30 so you will have time to watch TV on your iPad before bed.
     
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    Rhiannon Well-Known Member

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    Now that's funny.
     
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    Divorce Chicken Willy one plunge VIP

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    The most important part of the beautiful soup is the love that goes into it.
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  7. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Like Howard, I go totally gay on Thanksgiving. My first course is always a beautiful, nay...GORGEOUS butternut squash soup.
     
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    ljc fish sucks on the stick Gold

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    Larrysgiving is on thursday and i would like to give thanks
    @LawyerLarry
    @ClintDagger
    @ShutUpSitDown
    @EDDIEVRULZ
    I hear the word hero get thrown aroud alot nowadays but these icons are the true heros. and i give thanks everyday for being part of Larry inc. see when your Larry inc. mondays dont suck it is just another day being the best.
     
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    Combine water, mint, almonds, snapple, and Schtarbucks, (NO CREAM!!!) and beer can thick pieces of engagement chicken into an enema bag.

    Insert lubricated tip of tube into anus. Hold for noine minutes.

    Expel, and clean up with baby wipes.

    Enjoy!

    And Happy Thanksgiving to you and your nuggets!
     
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  10. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    You forgot the quick call to the therapist in between the dinner when you get too uncomfortable around all the people and disgusting calorie filled food in the room.