Since Wiggy will endorse/whore out any product he is paid for, what would be fun?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by HowardsNosePick, Jun 6, 2013.

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What should Howard endorse?

Poll closed Jun 16, 2013.
  1. Wig glue. "Yes Robin, I am using it right now"

    6 vote(s)
    50.0%
  2. Imus radio show. "I listen to this every day".

    6 vote(s)
    50.0%
  3. Coffee enemas.

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
  4. NAMBLA. "I have been a member for years"

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
  5. Tax Shelters :p

    2 vote(s)
    16.7%
  6. His daughters records.

    3 vote(s)
    25.0%
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  1. HowardsNosePick

    HowardsNosePick New Member Banned User

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    Howard will personally hype/sell endorse all sorts of shitty products
    as long as he seem a few pieces of gold. (Is that income on top of
    his $100 million?)

    For most product he throws in a "Yes Robin, I use this myself".

    Here are some suggestions
     
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    Almond flavored anal lube..... "Alainalube..... when the taste of two nuts just isn't enough"...... "Yes Robin, I use this myself".
     
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    Omaha Steaks

    7-11 Big Gulps

    He has advertised recently for frozen meatballs, Cheetah Power Surge and 7-11 coffee, so it's really not a stretch.
     
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    Hair Club for Men
    Imus in the Morning
     
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    Adult Diapers.

    I have been using these my entire career on the rado
     
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    Jay Lenos charity. (if he has any)
     
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    Howeave promoting zoo za zoo wouldn't be as fun. It's more fun when he pretends zoo za zoo doesn't exist. My vote is plugging imus. "We were never enemies, robin!"
     
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    I have always see Imos as my mentor and a father figure.
    I have immense respect for the man both personally and professionally
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Bass Pro Shops
    Snapon Tools
    Murphy's Bacon
    Bijou Theater
     
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    Some more

    • Church of the latter day saints. [Yes Robin, I have recently joined and its amazing].
    • Burning man Festival [I just love to live in a tent for a week in the desert with no shower or ac]
    • Howard Sterns Cruise Ship Experience. [Howard locked up in a boat with 6000 of his closest fans, in international waters for 3 weeks]
    • North Shore Animal League calendar featuring his wife shot by Eric the Ack Actor
    • Dawgs Saloon