Single men LEts be honest. You guys urinate in plastic bottles and pop cans and stuff

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  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    I piss in bottles all the time. If Im in bed And i am trying to sleep i will pee in this one liter water bottle then I used to have and then dump the pee out the window and then use it if im getting really passionate on here or if Im in the middle of a really good video game. I do pause for shits though.
     
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  3. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    The Britishs do that too.

    Merry Christmas Mario!
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    nah not really
     
  5. Super Mario

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    Oh I KNOW you do
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    did u ever cut ur penis on the lid of a pepsi can?
     
  7. Super Mario

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    you do it when BYE you is at work.
     
  8. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    your in college you dont want your roommate to see your penis and that you have degenerate tendencies.
     
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    I will on a long ass road trip
     
  10. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    How do you make it in that little opening? I bet your rugs smell like piss.

    I have to cut the bottle about at the label for me to make the stream not spray all over.
     
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    So you store your pee out the window and use it later while posting?
     
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    I have in the past....

    there are times on road trips where I almost came to doing it. I just pull over and pee in a bush
     
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    Never
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    i dont have a roommate
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Ummmm no. I leave for work before her and get home later than her. I also work more days a week than her.

    Sucks.
     
  16. Super Mario

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    im pissing in to a one liter bottle bro and I have good aim and hardwood floors. This is going to be used next time for my urine

    It was actually one of the reasons in the back of my head to buy it

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  17. Super Mario

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    yeah of course you dont . What kid wants to walk in on daddy pissing in a yoo hoo bottle while listening to slayer??
     
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    Try shitting in it, I bet its possible.
     
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    :wtf:
     
  20. Super Mario

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    well im not going to just let it sit there.. I dump in the toilet sometimes too.