Siragusa to Stern - "What sport do you play? Ping Pong?"

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  1. jyanks

    jyanks Well-Known Member

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    :artiejj:

    And then Tony busted him about Howard's new "non-meat" diet
    "Maybe you wouldn't be so weak, if you ate a steak once in awhile"
     
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    Marbles, definately marbles.
     
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    hey, i love ping pong
     
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    [video=youtube;5boZdINItXI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5boZdINItXI[/video]
     
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    Howard is definitely uncomfortable around people who aren't YES MEN!

    Maybe if he was exposed to reality a little more often he would gain a single ounce of humility.

    Would love to give GOOSE some reps....for putting the PELICAN in his place!
     
  6. jyanks

    jyanks Well-Known Member

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    Naturally, Howard had to ask Tony his 'go-to' interview questions.
    "How big is your penis?"
    "Were you uncomfortable changing & getting naked in the locker room with your teammates?"
    "I heard you are worth $6 million. What is your net worth?"
     
  7. j shmuck

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    Sirigusa is the type of guy who Howard once tailored his show to and appealed to.

    Now Howard plays to the crowd that watches the view and the bravo channel
     
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    i do understand why howard doesn't eat meat....a switch goes off in my brain and i imagine i'm eating a little calf or lamb. i can't do it.
     
  9. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    Howard doesn't eat meat because he is

    A. A big fag

    and

    B. Because Horsey claims to be some big animal lover (what a joke) and Wig being a big fag as stated above appeals to her and doesn't eat meat.

    He was all into grilling early in their relationship.

    I don't think Wig gives a crap about animals.
     
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    I've been vegetarian for 22 years!
     
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    for health reasons, because you didn't like meat, or because you love animals?

    i'm trying to eat much less meat, to be more healthy, but i'm always hungry after eating just vegetables :(

    i steam up some nice veggies for dinner. than an hour later i'm ordering a cheesesteak from the pizza ship :(
     
  12. jyanks

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    There is nothing like a juicy filet with a little worcershire on it!
    Mmmmmm.....mmmmmm....mmmmm!
    I think I'll have it tonight!
     
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    Can you imagine Howard trying to play ping pong? All those arms and hands flailing all over the place
     
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    He'd look exactly like beth does on any TV talk show.
     
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    That reminds me...haven't made veal parm in a while....Num num num...
     
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    Not to mention rich snobs and gullible retards.
     
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    i love animals, but i have these teeth that were made for chomping into meat. just like cavemen. give it a few thousand years and evolution will take care of the teeth and we'll ALL be vegetarians. but kudos for you - i just can't do it.
     
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    Howard's still traumatized from having had to expose his tiny minuscule peen in front of the other jocks in HS. The way he gets back at them is to ask them how much they're worth because he knows they know he's got way more marbles nowadays. It's his ultimate HS revenge against the jocks. I bet Howchie sits when he pees while Beth stands at the urinal when they are at Nobu..:c
     
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    [cough] Food chain [/cough] :D
     
  20. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    beffies arms are bigger...