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siri, remind me to put the gazpacho on ice in an hour

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  1. dinkus mayhem

    dinkus mayhem the boss of all men VIP Gold

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    i tried this the other day after i samuel jackson do it on a apple commercia. bullshit!

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    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    I'm surprised she didn't recommend 14 restaurants in your area with gaspacho on their menus.
     
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    Or 7 hotels within a short distance from here.
    ( that have nothing to do with tomato soup or anything you ever fuckin ask her)
     
  4. Dave

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    Those commercials have a "Sequences shortened" disclaimer at the bottom of the screen. I was disappointed too.
     
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    You're missing words, Potty McPothead.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Are there seriously creepo's in this thread that are referring to this as "her"?
     
  8. dinkus mayhem

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    i don't even mind that it takes longer to do than the commercials make it seem. it bugs me that it won't do what they show in the commercials.

    i asked siri to tell me a joke an it said "i'm sorry dinkus i don't know any jokes." i was all like "you're a faggit" an it was like "gee."
     
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    It's a female voice Dave.
     
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    The 'S' is a huge waste of $$$.
     
  11. Dave

    Dave Active Member

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    I was playing with the speech on my iMac before and it can tell knock-knock jokes.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Strength Beyond Strength Staff Member

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    Transcribes my texts like a fucking boss
     
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    It's an it, ABC.
     
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    gilaet keep walkin Staff Member

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    I ain't your e-sous chef.
     
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    Dragon does it for free.
     
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    i said "siri, remind me to put my gazpacho on ice in an hour" or "siri, remind me to put the gaspacho on ice in an hour" an it never got it right. bullshit.
     
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    She's an it, David.
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    What is your recipe?
     
  19. dinkus mayhem

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    it does great with my texts too. best voice recognition i ever used. but it can't get "gazpacho on ice" right.
     
  20. Frog

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    Isn't this her?

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