Siri, why do you suck a cock?

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  1. JJR

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    [video=vimeo;52497584]http://vimeo.com/52497584[/video]
     
  2. Billy Brown

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    I just asked SIRI, and she said "I don't know what you mean by, why do you suck a cock?"
     
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    Google voice knows why siri sucks a cock.
     
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    I approve this thrad title
     
  5. DrivenByDemons

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    she told me to go outside?
     
  6. JJR

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    Heh.
     
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    From this day forth I will only speak to my android. NO MORE POINTLESSLY PUSHING BUTTONS.
     
  8. Billy Brown

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    Holy Shit!!! Newer phones are Newer.
     
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    Thank you.
     
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    Holy fucking shit. So I've been talking texts to people. Google voice just correctly dictated 'Real eyes realize real lies'

    That's fucking amazing. Homophones? Nigga my phone is smart enough to recognize homophones. WHAT?!?
     
  11. DrivenByDemons

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    are you enjoying nono place? shit rules so hard bra.
     
  12. Billy Brown

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    You will stop using that feature within a month. It happened to me. :(
     
  13. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    Dude she just called you gay. :facepalm:
     
  14. JJR

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    I don't own an iphone. Well, I still have my gen 1 in a drawer somewhere.

    I've had my current android for a few months.


    I'm just pointing out to iphone owners that their native assistant app sucks.
     
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    I donated 5 euros or whatever for the upload bonus cuz my ratio was fucked. Yeah, awesome nono place. Thanks. :brofist:
     
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    homo phone
     
  17. Billy Brown

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    I don't get it?
    ANd Ralph just called me gay.
     
  18. Ralph

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    :jj:
     
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    I watched it correct it. At first it said 'realize realize..' and when I said the last 'real lies' it goes bloop and it replaced the first realize with 'real lies'

    I was all :eek: That's srsly cool.
     
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    Google is kicking Apple's ass at the cellphone game, Billy.