"Sirius Satellite ________"

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  1. JoeyG

    JoeyG Active Member

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    God damn, these two dolts are borderline retarded. They're making fun of Beetle Juice during the "Guess What Beet Will Say" because he can't complete the phrase "Dunkin _______" or "Batman and ________". So Howard says "You'll think he'll get "Siruis Satellite _____"? Of course the Gunt has no fucking clue and can barely understand the phrase at all, then Howard can't figure it out, so they send it to the tape, and Beet nails it. Of course, the Gunt plays it off by saying "Well, that's just Beetle-speak, HAHAHAHA". I hate those two fuckers.
     
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    She said a lot of shit today. She said The Hunger Games are awful movies.
     
  3. markluke

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    The concept of going hungry is really awful for Robin. Luckily for her it's never happened.
     
  4. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Jabba the Gunt and the old Jew are struggling for material.
     
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    She said today she could not take a video on her phone because it took to long. ahaaa haaa phone home [​IMG]
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    That's right Robin filmed her new potato peeler in operation which she then cuts up after peeled and then fries.
     
  7. bobartbooey

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    But but but she has a GoPro and thinks it's primary purpose is to directly send/e-mail videos to people
     
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    What is he saying Robin? GET OFF MY PHONE!!!
     
  10. Mulletude

    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    "Brad Pitt is not a movie star."- Robin
    Consider the source.
     
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    All staged.
     
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    "I don't even know where the seatbelt is in my car." -- Robin this morning.
     
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    If that is her idea of comedy, I understand why she didn't take the IQ test with the staff.
     
  14. Onehourphoto

    Onehourphoto Maverick Gold

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    Are you sure she didn't say "I can't fit into my car's seat belt? "
     
  15. markluke

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    Do they sell car seatbelt extenders? Looks like they do...

    [video=youtube;IPtDCLHo_OI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPtDCLHo_OI[/video]
     
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    All you guys should get the Victoria Cross for still listening to that shit show, so I don't have to.
    [​IMG][​IMG]
     
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    :pray: Let this be true…of course a car can't go fast enough to hurl that gunt out of the window.
     
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    Two weeks ago Howie got bumped to the taped Friday Letterman show in favor of Hunger Games star Jennifer Lawrence. Now those movies are awful. Business as usual.
     
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    She might not need a seatbelt

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    While talking about the hot Fox News chicks, Howard was saying how impressed he was that they were so hot AND smart.
    Robin jealously says "Howard...they're reading the news. How hard can it be to READ the news!"
    Unintentional comedy at its best. That's why is still kind is listen...sometimes.