SiriusXM Customer Care Sucks Donkey Balls

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by ShutupMoron, Aug 16, 2012.

  1. ShutupMoron

    ShutupMoron Unknown Member VIP

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    Fucking morons. I e-mailed Customer Care about an issue with the new On Demand player after it was moved from the beta to the production system. I carefully explained the issue in detail which had nothing to do with the basic functionality of the player which was working fine.

    The fucking retards took thirteen days to respond to me and sent me this which has nothing to do with the issue I had:

    • Is Flash Player enabled? You can find information about Flash Player at http://macromedia.com.
    • Verify that your internet connection is consistent. An intermittent connection can cause Flash applications to fail to load content, especially streaming content.
    • Do you hear music? If you are hearing music, then the Player might be slow in loading graphics. If you do not hear music or see any graphics, then try refreshing your page by pressing F5, Control R or Command R.
     
  2. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Reply back with a Goatse pic.
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    "Thank you for calling Sirius, this is Robert speaking....how may I help you?"
     
  4. NiggalissCage

    NiggalissCage Well-Known Member

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    You are retarded for thinking Sirius "customer care" actually cares.
     
  5. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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  6. ShutupMoron

    ShutupMoron Unknown Member VIP

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    You might be on to something.
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    This is correct.
     
  8. cokeen

    cokeen Active Member

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    they are unbelievable. they manage to screw up what really is a pretty good amount of quality content with retarded customer service and an "opposite of the cutting edge" outlook on technology. ideal weather conditions for the endless two-dollar-a-share tornado that is SIRI stock. :nooo:
     
  9. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    last time i called them for help, i was sure their representative was going to answer "Thank you for using SiriusXM. Do you want fries with your subscription?"
     
  10. Wangold

    Wangold Well-Known Member

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    Ha! That like going to a whorehouse expecting to be loved. :)
     
  11. mattyfishrip197

    mattyfishrip197 Well-Known Member

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    those fags still owe me 50 bucks for a starmate a relative bought me when howard first got there ...they said i needed to be the person that bought it even though i had the reciept and all the stuff they needed and copies of it ....fuck those fuckers...then the starmate was a p.o.s