sitting down to pee

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    i enjoy it. now, i wouldnt do this in a public restroom or anything like that. but sitting down to pee from time to time is rather nice.

    a question for the ladies though: isnt it hard not to shit every time you squat? ive noticed that when i sit to pee, i naturally wanna shit to.
     
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    my wife makes me
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    :jj: <-really
     
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    It's definitely more sanitary, I'll tell you that.
     
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    too.
     
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    I like how when you stand and piss some of the piss splatters out of the bowl and rusts the baseboard enclosures.

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    i see misuse of "to" and "too" as a mini IQ test.



    some of you are mini retards.
     
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    or the shower doors. and towels hung too low on them.


    see that Shiv?
     
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    Hello Shit-vest. :)
     
  13. Shivvy

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    Mayhem :lo5:
     
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    Shit-Fest
     
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    glad BF is here. question: anyone putting urinals in their homes these days?
     
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    I've only put one urinal in a house in 32 years. it was in a bathroom off an indoor pool.

    I swam in it.

    The pool, not the urinal.
     
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    Please excuse that, I'm somewhat fucked up at the moment :mrpeanut:
     
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    carry on. it wasn't that bad.
     
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    Nope. I don't like my dick touching the front of the seat.

    If I could, i'd have a urinal in the bathroom.
     
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    This fucking restaurant we went to gave us desert and shot glasses and then put a bottle of amaretto and a bottle of sambuca on the table and just left them there. Well I never. :fil: