Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Feb 5, 2016.
Take a dump in the customer bathroom. Leave em something to remember you.
I'm taking one now
Clear out the vending machine like old times, that will show them!
You jackin to the receptionist?
Of course he is, that's how he got fired.
He was too late for the free donuts
Don't flush. Leave them a BM CD!
Baltimore Mike Complimentary Dump.
Were your former co-workers happy to see you, or did they ignore you?
HAL said your wife gets serviced by lengthy black teenagers. Is this true?
Car sales are ruthless, I bet they gave him a brief hello, at best
why even bother with maintenance on a Hyundai? It's not like it will perform any better.
Mike, did you happen to notice a police cruiser do a "random" drive by about 10 minutes after you were recognized by your ex-coworkers?
Yet you will sit in the corner while your wife gets serviced, and you won't feel weird at all.
Is there a deli or pizza place near by?
There was but they went out of business after Mike left the area.