sitting here at my old dealership getting my car serviced

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike VIP Extreme Gold

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    Feels weird
     
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    Take a dump in the customer bathroom. Leave em something to remember you.
     
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  3. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike VIP Extreme Gold

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    I'm taking one now :jj:
     
  4. BrulesRules

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    Clear out the vending machine like old times, that will show them!
     
  5. gilaet

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    You jackin to the receptionist?
     
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    :yes:
     
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    Of course he is, that's how he got fired.
     
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    He was too late for the free donuts :grad:

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    :lol:
     
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    Upper decker?
     
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    Don't flush. Leave them a BM CD!
    Baltimore Mike Complimentary Dump.
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Were your former co-workers happy to see you, or did they ignore you?
     
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    HAL said your wife gets serviced by lengthy black teenagers. Is this true?
     
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    Car sales are ruthless, I bet they gave him a brief hello, at best
     
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    why even bother with maintenance on a Hyundai? It's not like it will perform any better.
     
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    Mike, did you happen to notice a police cruiser do a "random" drive by about 10 minutes after you were recognized by your ex-coworkers?
     
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    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    Yet you will sit in the corner while your wife gets serviced, and you won't feel weird at all.
     
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    Is there a deli or pizza place near by?
     
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    There was but they went out of business after Mike left the area.
     
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