sitting in my daughter's apartment waiting for some dude from craigslist to show

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    and buy her washer dryer.

    I have my 9mm sitting on the kitchen counter and my taser sitting on her bookshelf. I'm fucking paranoid about meeting someone from craigslist.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Go through her panties
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Take a huge shit in her bathroom
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Masturbate on the ice cube trays
     
  5. Stevie

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    I have my sitting on the kitchen counter and my taser sitting on her bookshelf. I'm fucking paranoid about meeting someone from craigslist...







    :cheer:
     
  6. Lemmy

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    Upper decker
     
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    upper decker :yes:
     
  8. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    you sick fuck. I should look for drugs while I'm here though. I really don't think she'd try to hide it if she had them.
     
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    :nag:
     
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    gilaet Big Time Operator Staff Member

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    Take the labels off of all her cans.
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Upper decker
     
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    LOL :facepalm:
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :rofl:
     
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    Da fuk?
    You've done this before
     
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    :rofl:
     
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  18. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    There are two dudes coming. I tried to time it so they wouldn't be here at the same time. One is late and one is early. They will probably knock at the door at the exact same time.
     
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    :quote: and buy her washer dryer :quote:

    Suuuuuuuuuure.


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  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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