sitting in my daughter's apartment waiting for some dude from craigslist to show

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  1. gwartney

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    and buy her washer dryer.

    I have my 9mm sitting on the kitchen counter and my taser sitting on her bookshelf. I'm fucking paranoid about meeting someone from craigslist.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Go through her panties
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Take a huge shit in her bathroom
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Masturbate on the ice cube trays
     
  5. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I have my sitting on the kitchen counter and my taser sitting on her bookshelf. I'm fucking paranoid about meeting someone from craigslist...







    :cheer:
     
  6. Lemmy

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    Upper decker
     
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    upper decker :yes:
     
  8. gwartney

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    you sick fuck. I should look for drugs while I'm here though. I really don't think she'd try to hide it if she had them.
     
  9. LonghornJ

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    Take the labels off of all her cans.
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Upper decker
     
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    LOL :facepalm:
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Da fuk?
    You've done this before
     
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  18. gwartney

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    There are two dudes coming. I tried to time it so they wouldn't be here at the same time. One is late and one is early. They will probably knock at the door at the exact same time.
     
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    :quote: and buy her washer dryer :quote:

    Suuuuuuuuuure.


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  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    "Dear Letters to Penthouse..."