WTF Sitting outside the OR

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Punctured, Jul 13, 2016.

  1. Punctured

    Punctured Well-Known Member

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    As my wife gets prepped for a C section! All I hear is screaming. Nervous as fuck.
     
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  2. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    C section? Ask for the extra stitch.
     
  3. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    congrats on saving her stretched pussy
     
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    Roland Schwinn *Likes reported as of October 14, 2016 Gold

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    Fuck. Sounds like she is probably pregnant!
     
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    Congrats :cheer:
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    its a god damn C section not fixing a pussy tear you dolt :facepalm:
     
  7. Petal

    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    Congrats new papa!! :yay:
     
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    Hang in there Daddy-O!
     
  9. Mr Fantastic

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    Who's talking about her pussy? Her mouth ain't gonna shut itself.
     
  10. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    oh god dammit :mad:
     
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  11. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Your first?
     
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    meanredhed Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Don't be nervous, just be there for her when she's ready. Congratulations!!!!!!
     
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    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    Since @Chriza changed his name to a liquified Trans-sexual here's a pict from @Mark Mayonnaise [​IMG] Enjoy Fatherhood!! It's the best!!
     
  14. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    Yours?
     
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    Santori Piece of Shit Gold

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    Hope you are man enough to have made a son.
     
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    Punctured Well-Known Member

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    3rd. Second with her, 1st by C section. This is not a party!
     
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    congrats!
    Comfort your wife...and be a good dad for as long as you can...
    :derp:
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Punctured Well-Known Member

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    Oh! I hear laughter! She must be high.
     
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    Punctured Well-Known Member

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    I have 2 already. Baby girl time!