Sitting with your legs crossed (had to gay bash cousin)

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  1. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    One of my cousins (he's 17) was sitting like this:

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    Myself and my uncle made fag jokes to curb his obvious fag behavior. I like to think he learned something this Thanksgiving.
     
  2. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    This is acceptable

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  3. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    WTF? You can't be 1st in your own thread! :c
     
  4. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    :wtf: nothing wrong sitting that way.
     
  5. LonghornJ

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    I can't sit like post #1... ankle on thigh only.
     
  6. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I can't physically do it. I'm not going to toot my own horn.

    But is your dick really that small?
     
  7. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    I've got some bad news for you, Zit.
     
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    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    i've never thought of it that way. but i guess it is. :jj:
     
  9. TripTo My Taint

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    And sometimes you'd sit in positions more awkward than that, as long as your "boys" are safe and out of the way. There's a lot of shit happening down there; expansions, contractions, sweaty, itchy, you name it...and sometimes they just ache a little bit, for no apparent reason. And every freaking year, they hang lower...especially if you wear boxers.

    But then you girls get the PAP and cold speculum treatment every year. :bigthink:

    All things considered, I think I'll keep my balls.
     
  10. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Mr Warmth must be tripping over them at this stage.
     
  11. Just Peachy

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    I see nothing wrong here. :no:
     
  12. Sleep

    Sleep I Only Drink Caucasian Water DawgShed News

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    Bullies.
    He's probably gonna go home and cry on his boyfriends weiner. Way to ruin Thanksgiving.
     
  13. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    i guess that's it....my balls aren't that big.
    http://www.dawgshed.com/showthread.php/3610-Men-of-the-Saloon?p=5646157&viewfull=1#post5646157
     
  14. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Mack Well-Known Member

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    Do you usually go for metro or hipster type guys?
     
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    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    :lol:
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member

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    :lol: You had to know what that was going to be.
     
  18. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I figured it was a thread talking about balls.
     
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    I go for smart guys that are funny, you dig?
     
  20. Mack

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    AKA feminine guys. :up: I dig.