WTF Six signs of demonic possession- do you exhibit any?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    The six classic signs of demonic possession are the following.

    An aversion to the sacred is the biggest sign. Now, in the Catholic tradition be we have sacraments, and those can cause intense reactions. There would be an aversion to receiving the Eucharist, the body and blood of Jesus, or it would be an aversion to walking into a church of any kind, for that matter, not just a Catholic church. It could be an aversion to holy water, crucifixes, symbols, etc. It could be an aversion to even being near a minister, whether it be a priest or someone else. It somehow causes a reaction, like there’s fear for no apparent reason, or illness or upset stomach for no apparent reason, just out of the blue all of a sudden. The person could be foaming at the mouth and coughing in an abnormal way—they’re coughing sputum—that’s what foaming at the mouth looks like. It’s not shaving cream foam. It’s the casting out of a spirit—that’s what’s causing the foaming at the mouth. This can also be a reaction to the power of prayer, as well.

    Another would be speaking in a language you have no competence in.

    The rolling of the eyes can be another sign—usually a reaction to the sacred.

    There can also be an inordinate display of extreme strength and violence, picking up large objects which they normally wouldn’t be able to do.

    The demon can speak through the vessel in the voice of the person, saying things that no one might know, using this information to undermine others. Including the priest.

    There can be a reaction of the limbs and face—huge physical contortions of the arms, the legs, and the face.”
     
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    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    I also heard that demon possessed people re-gift xmas presents.
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    That shit is very real, I dont know why people goof on it. Not just for Catholics but most major religions makes a reference to evil entities.
     
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    Milky's on a roll today.
     
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    6 for 6!

    :yes: :woot:
     
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    Think about it... everyone in the church has dipped their disgusting fingers into the water by the door. What are the percentages of filthy animals who don't wash their hands after wiping their ass? There's got to be a few in there. We know holy water isn't antiseptic. Do you suppose they wash out those little dishes before each mass? I'm guessing not. There's probably years of shitty finger germs in those dishes.
    Does this constitute an aversion?
     
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    Demons....its 2016
     
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    Funny you say that. I was thinking we have our new Xavier or Nemo.
     
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    Just the first and forth...:punch:
     
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    I love Ozzy. I also think the Black Sabbath Heaven and Hell album is one of the best ever made. RIP DIO. So yes - I guess the Devil is OK with me.
     
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    The Easter bunny agrees with you

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    Fairy tales to scare people into behaving.
     
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    6 for 6 Mrs. Gwartney.
     
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    I will invoke the nine demons of hell to torment your wretched souls. :fil:
     
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    Too late.
     
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    Nope, no signs at all. Just normal ageing when I look in the mirror
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    i'm clean! :yay:

    get thee behind me devil!
     
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    I don't exhibit any, and neither does anyone else. Religion is a farce.