Six Style Lessons They Say We CAN ALL Learn From Caitlyn Jenner………..

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  1. teehee

    teehee Friend Of The Friendless VIP

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    6 Style Lessons We Could ALL Learn From Caitlyn Jenner:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

    Caitlyn Jenner's style game has been on point over the past couple of weeks -- so much so that she is actually teaching :rolleyes:other women some pretty valuable fashion lessons every time she steps out.

    We picked out six of Jenner's best outfits to date, and laid out the style tips we can all glean from her. It looks like she might be giving the Kardashians a run for their money. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

    1. Ruching at the waist is universally flattering.:grad:
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    2. Heels don't need to be four inches to lengthen your legs and dress up an outfit. :grad:
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    3. Break up a busy pattern by throwing on a solid-colored jacket.:grad::eek:
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    4. If you don't normally wear a ton of prints, but want to invest in a pattern, go for an animal print -- it never goes out of style and you can treat it like a neutral, making matching much easier.:grad::happyno:
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    5. When in doubt, wear a black dress and pearl earrings -- they are a fool-proof combination. :grad:
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    6. A good blowout can dress up a casual outfit. :grad:
    Also
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless VIP

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    7 Also how to properly tuck you wiener schnitzel.:grad:
    8 More LIP Injections for proper Sultry Pout...:c
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    GAWD....I hope I run into him somewhere just so I can look over and say...............'Sup Dude?
     
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    7. Sometimes you gotta say, What the tuck. :grad:



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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Think this might be related.......Sitting on the shitter pondering the insanity of this world that the likes of Ving and Hoochie sucker have created......
    And Bruce crossed my mind.....Plop.....Plop........Damn I stink!! And I wondered, Being a junkie to fame and attention....If Bruce isn't doing all of
    this cross dressing as a ploy for fame and nothing else.....I mean....How many years have the troupe of vapid cunts known as the kardashians been
    getting fame and fortune for being just that.....Vapid whores with no shame from the Queen cunt mother on down that HE just said "Fuck It"......
    If they can, So can I.........Thoughts?
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I wish he would f off
    How does everybody forget that he killed that lady with his spaced out driving?
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    on the other hand, boeuf would benefit from these rules
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    #whatever

    Keep your cock and call yourself transgender.
     
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    he really shouldn't wear short skirts....he has awful legs. being an athlete i would have thought he'd have shapely calves.
    he ought to put some pants or jeans on.
     
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    No my friend.......Nothing can overpower "Polish Princess Pittsburgh Chic"...................
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    He's 65............I doubt 65 yo women that were gorgeous in their day with great legs have them still.............
     
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    On a side note.......Anyone else boycotting everything ABC......Including ESPN for the take it up the ass and everything homo and trans is wonderful
    social engineering?
     
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    Quedee Wise Ass Extraordinaire

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    How's this fashion tip? If you are going to call yourself a woman, don't be sportin' a weiner...
     
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    I'm so sick of this bullshit. It's a man. Stop acting as if by saying you're a woman, it makes you one biologically.

    Stop acting as if "she's" so hot and stylish. He's a reality show attention whore.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    if he's going to truly commit to being a "woman", he needs to cut "it" off.

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    I would like to see @monsoon critique some of Caitlyn's looks in that patented style of hers...
     
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    I have no fucking idea what "ruching at the waist" means, but I will offer this tip to women who want to emulate Bruce, I mean Caitlyn: Work those wrists and strengthen those hands. Here's a very inexpensive way to achieve this:

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    11. Tuck that penis

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    He should go the Hillary route and wear pants suits. So what if he'll look like an old lesbian like she does.
     
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    Since that tard is now on the run from ISIS, maybe he's headed to the Kardashian house.