Size Does Matter! This is an outrage!!!!

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  1. BrulesRules

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    Subway been lying to us all :bigcry:

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    THANKS to a sharp-eyed Australian with a measuring tape, the furore over the shrunken Footlong sub continues to gather pace in sandwich-eating capitals around the world.

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    discovered that New York City’s lunchtime crowds are also getting short-changed, finding four out of seven Footlongs purchased at Subway locations in Manhattan, Brooklyn and Queens measured only 11 or 11.5 inches.
     
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    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Why don't they just use Schmoopy's Hungarian python to measure them?
     
  3. beatlejaws

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    that's how long my foot is
     
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    Schmoopy likes things he can grip with two hands.
     
  5. RobsDad

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    Just doesnt fit the jingle.

    5. 5. 5 dollar 11 and a half inch sammiches.....
     
  6. BrulesRules

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    Jared is an asshole
     
  7. Popeye Saavedra

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    Brules, just wait until your girlfriend finds out that what she thought was 10 inches is really only 4 inches. :jj:
     
  8. Schmoopy

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    :wtf:
     
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    They were only off by an inch, exaggerating beaner!
     
  10. Popeye Saavedra

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    :facepalm:
     
  11. DogStar69

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    It's bad enough they only put like 15 cents worth of coldcuts on each sandwich.
     
  12. MatthewT

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    a 2" x 4" is not 2" x 4" :pissed:
     
  13. HaroldJackson

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    8/4 isn't 2" either.
     
  14. BudBudha

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    I'll still think

    Subway>Quiznos
     
  15. Ridic Too2

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    How big is the 6"? That is all I ever get if I go there.

    Double meat of course.
     
  16. Sternac

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    subway tastes like shit anyway