WTF SJW Cuck Takes Cat to Prom

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  1. Divorce Chicken

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    Getting a date for prom can be a tough time for many guys - so it's always good to have a back-up plan in time for the big day.
    A young man named Sam Steingard - whose sister Caroline, 20, of Washington D.C. shared his story online - was one such unlucky student, but luckily, he had the perfect back-up date.
    The photo posted on Imgur, which is now gaining 18-year-old Sam internet fame, comes with the simple title: 'My brother took our cat to prom.'
    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3593502/The-purrfect-prom-date-Teen-couldn-t-date-high-school-dance-takes-family-CAT-instead-gets-pretty-pink-dress-match-bow-tie.html#ixzz48wOWONOs
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    will intercourse be happening?
     
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    Big deal. I have internet fame too.
     
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    another unfunny post
     
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    If only Beth O was 18 again.
     
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    get dat pussy dude!
     
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    Not the kind of pussy I was interested in leaving the prom with.

    Fag.
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm starting to realize that no one knows what the word Cuck means
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    And what did he do to make him an SJW

    I can't find it
     
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    you sir, are a SJW.
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Why :worried:
     
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    he probably doesn't own a bunch of guns.
     
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    Is it at-least a female cat?

    In defense of the jagoff, the cat does look like its in love.
     
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    You're overthinking the thread :secret:

    As Bill Clinton always says, just lay back and enjoy the activity.
     
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    questions are bad. only SJWs ask logical questions.
     
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    I had to take a back up to prom too

    And I didn't get laid :pissed:
     
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    I'm really not, I just don't know what he did to make him these things

    Is he promoting social justice for cats?
     
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    dude has a pink bowtie on and wonders why he's marrying a cat.
     
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    Did he at least give you a peck on the cheek?
     
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    you're doing it again.