Slamming down a 40 before my wife comes home....

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  1. blotchy

    blotchy ncvv hmasfdgvb reggvbawedfm VIP

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    Chicago O'Hare Intl (KORD)
    Terminal 1, Gate C27

    San Francisco Intl (KSFO)
    Terminal 3, Gate 66
    05:35PM CDT
    07:44PM PDT

    Scheduled: 05:20PM CDT
    7-day average: 05:57PM CDT

    Scheduled: 07:55PM PDT
    7-day average: 08:06PM PDT


    I'm trying to make the bar more fun, fuck all of you. It is actually some Jap beer, may be 36 ounces. I even emptied my recycle bin.
     
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  2. banksy

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    Try harder faggot.
     
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  3. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    You show watch a black guy slam her
     
  4. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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  5. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    She doesn't "let" you drink. That's just sad.
     
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  6. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    I hate to agree with jdwhatever because, frankly, it's not a good look.

    But, when he's right, he's right.
     
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  7. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    Hey teddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  8. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    We're bubs. Get over it.
     
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  9. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    When are we gonna hang out in Tustin, champ?
     
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  10. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Slippin Jimmy VIP

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    What does that mean?
     
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  11. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Maybe you'll be lucky and her plane will plummet from the sky. Good luck!
     
  12. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    It means he jerked off.
     
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  13. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    I think he's a little tipsy off his Japanese 40, Billy Brown.
     
  14. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    Teddy?
     
  15. Billy Brown

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    You crazy kids with your slang terms.
     
  16. Billy Brown

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    Hey TED
     
  17. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Hi Billy Brown.
     
  18. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    Whaaaaaaaaa
     
  19. RH Goatcabin

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    What's a 40?
     
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  20. yosemite sam

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    Malt liqueur goat you suburbunite :facepalm: