Sleep and I are in a fight again.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Oct 8, 2016.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    She's such a twat sometimes, with me. Insomnia is a serious cocksucker.

    Anybody up? My day was fairly boring - but in total I walked over 10 kms. I can't believe I still have bellyfat, with the way I work my goddamn body out.

    Oh - and my son accidently broke my nose.

    And I had deep dish pizza for supper.

    That's all I got.
     
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  2. Stone Cold

    Stone Cold What? Poster Of The Year. What? Gold

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  3. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    "son accidently broke my nose"

    Hhahha, holy shit...post a few pics...Are you still a hot crazy lady?
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Boring day...on interesting days my son breaks my leg or something real :jj:
     
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  5. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm no @Engaged Chicken , never taken a "selfie" in my whole life. And my hair isn't pink.

    I've got a whole day tomorrow though - so maybe somebody else will take a picture of me.

    I'm actually a little cold right now, entirely certifiably crazy, and assuredly female. :dontknow:
     
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  6. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Your son broke your leg??????

    My baby didn't mean to hurt me. I said "stop", on the tractor...........and he smashed the brakes on hard enough to roll my dog and I. Nose, knee, wrist. Nothing that won't heal.
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    LOl

    some folks are alway in chaos..yes get a pic tomorrow...for christ's sake
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    BTW never see a pic of engaged chicken....seen a lot of yours
     
  9. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Most of the pictures of Slippy that I can recall are of her being busted up in one way or another.
     
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    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    @Sleep leave Slippy be
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    It's like Slippy and gravity are in a fight again.
     
  12. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    :haha:
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Then she complains why nobody wants to stick their dick in her.
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Sorry Slippy, hope your day is better.
     
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    supper :jj:
     
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    you need more aggressive, athletic sex at bedtime.
     
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    Battered women are always making excuses for their bruises. You have been doing it for years now. Please get yourself the help you need to escape this dangerous solution. Then, when you are out of the war zone, you will learn to sleep peacefully. :angel:
     
  18. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    :spit:

    :rofl:
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    :facepalm:

    DUDE. My WEDDING pictures have been put up!!!!

    *sigh* Why would I bother taking pictures of nothing impressive? I'll do it from the truck. It will be fascinating!
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Is that an offer? :marx:
     
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