Slippy, I figured out why PP can't keep it up with you

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by jackie the jerk, Aug 14, 2012.

  1. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    It's cuz he is a big faggot :c
     
  2. Swayze

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    He's a joke
     
  3. MatthewT

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    He's fat :ufat:
     
  4. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    This should end well. :munch:
     
  5. jackie the jerk

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    Why wouldn't it :dontknow:
     
  6. Swayze

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    He couldn't fuck his way out of a pickle factory
     
  7. Blackened

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    he's almost 50.. senior citizen sex is just gross
     
  8. MatthewT

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    He's Canadian :grad:
     
  9. Popeye Saavedra

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    Slippy is bat shit crazy. :secret:
     
  10. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, but with all the discounts he gets it's worth it.
     
  11. Swayze

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    That guy couldn't fuck his way out of a fake pussy factory
     
  12. Swayze

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    Slippy does nothin but walk around town stickin her pussy in everybody's face, sayin "oh look at me and PP"

    fuck that shit
     
  13. RH Goatcabin

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    There is pain here. :emperor:
     
  14. MatthewT

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    limp dick pain :emperor:
     
  15. idiotbox

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    I bet he could fuck a cheerio and not break it.
     
  16. newcastlefan

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    50 is the new 30, for guys
     
  17. Boss Ono

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    I can get a slippy discount? :woot:
     
  18. PappYawn

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    Keep telling yourself that.
     
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    I expect Slippy to be a cougar soon.
     
  20. PappYawn

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    I can hear a growl already.