Slippy is a moron trying to tell me food causes high blood pressure

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  1. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    what a fucking idiot. :facepalm:
     
    Jan 21, 2014 #1
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I hope it wasn't a phone conversation
     
    Jan 21, 2014 #2
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    if food caused high blood pressure, everyone would have it... nobody doesnt eat, dumbass.
     
    Jan 21, 2014 #3
  4. Stevie

    Stevie Well-Known Member VIP

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    Do you eat a lot of salty FOOD?
     
    Jan 21, 2014 #4
  5. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    I dont think they put salt on fast food, and i dont have salt in my house. So not really.
     
    Jan 21, 2014 #5
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    Engaged Chicken Well-Known Member

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    :lol:
     
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    "This is the international operator. I have a collect call from the United States."
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member Banned User

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    drinking makes mine go through the roof

    only for a couple days :coffee:
     
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  9. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    This I do alot, so i can see that affecting it, and i smoke.. and heart disease runs in my family.. all those things i see.. but thinking food causes high blood pressure :spit:
     
    Jan 21, 2014 #9
  10. Stevie

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    Well fuck it then...
     
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  11. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    :rofl:
     
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    you're stupid

    Eating a diet that is rich in whole grains, fruits, vegetables and low-fat dairy products and skimps on saturated fat and cholesterol can lower your blood pressure by up to 14 mm Hg. This eating plan is known as the Dietary Approaches to Stop Hypertension (DASH) diet.
     
    Jan 21, 2014 #12
  13. BearShit

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    clutch trolling
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    hey Clutch be sure to steer clear of Morton's salt or else you may as well kill yourself now
     
    Jan 21, 2014 #15
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    Did she really say all food causes high blood pressure? Or was she trying to say certain foods are less healthy than others?
     
    Jan 21, 2014 #16
  17. TripTo My Taint

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    How about the sand-in-your-pussy schtick? I miss that.
     
    Jan 21, 2014 #17
  18. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    ur just taking her side cuz shes a girl
     
    Jan 21, 2014 #18
  19. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Oh hey bearshit!
     
    Jan 21, 2014 #19
  20. Bro

    Bro There is no Dana VIP Gold

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    It will also help you lose weight. That's basically what I do. I didn't know it had a name.
     
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