Slippy is a moron trying to tell me food causes high blood pressure

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  1. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    what a fucking idiot. :facepalm:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I hope it wasn't a phone conversation
     
  3. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    if food caused high blood pressure, everyone would have it... nobody doesnt eat, dumbass.
     
  4. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Do you eat a lot of salty FOOD?
     
  5. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    I dont think they put salt on fast food, and i dont have salt in my house. So not really.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    "This is the international operator. I have a collect call from the United States."
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    drinking makes mine go through the roof

    only for a couple days :coffee:
     
  9. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    This I do alot, so i can see that affecting it, and i smoke.. and heart disease runs in my family.. all those things i see.. but thinking food causes high blood pressure :spit:
     
  10. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Well fuck it then...
     
  11. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    :rofl:
     
  12. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    you're stupid

    Eating a diet that is rich in whole grains, fruits, vegetables and low-fat dairy products and skimps on saturated fat and cholesterol can lower your blood pressure by up to 14 mm Hg. This eating plan is known as the Dietary Approaches to Stop Hypertension (DASH) diet.
     
  13. BearShit

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    clutch trolling
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    hey Clutch be sure to steer clear of Morton's salt or else you may as well kill yourself now
     
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    Did she really say all food causes high blood pressure? Or was she trying to say certain foods are less healthy than others?
     
  17. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    How about the sand-in-your-pussy schtick? I miss that.
     
  18. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    ur just taking her side cuz shes a girl
     
  19. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Oh hey bearshit!
     
  20. Bro

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    It will also help you lose weight. That's basically what I do. I didn't know it had a name.